How Anna Hazare won his Cricket Match
The fast unto death undertaken by Anna Hazare for a strong Lok Pal Bill could be viewed as a cricket match. Here is how:
Stadium: Jantar Mantar, New Delhi
Playing hours - not defined
No day match or day-night match, it was daylong- nightlong match
Type of match: no ODI, no 20-20' but TEST
Entrance. Free
No flood light, but lit by sun, moon and stars
Teams: Government and People
Captains: Manmohan Sing and Anna Hazare
Ball : play without a ball, but the bowling was FAST
No balls: none, Anna never stepped out of crease
Wickets: No wickets, only the wicked.
Umpire: no umpire
Toss : won by Anna Hazare, but team elected to bowling, that too only FAST bowling
Score: Peoples Team: Ten out of ten, opposition: zero
Why Manmohan Singh agreed to play: he gad prior experience of cricket diplomacy
Man of the Match: Anna Hazare for his non- stop FAST bowling
Vijay Hazare gave India first Test Victory, Anna Hazare gave India first victory for People
Commentators. - all media channels and all newspapers
Total match duration: 97 hours, but only one innings played by FAST bowling team, played by Anna Hazare after which the opposition surrendered and play was called off.
Pitch and Weather: Ideal for the Peoples Team
Uniqueness: no lunch break or tea break, but only the final juice break
Cup: peoples cup of victory watched by all world.
Next Test: Most likely on August 16, since Anna is keen to win the series,
to further prove the effectiveness of his FAST bowling.
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